Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Maybe she's trying a new method to get in students heads
ItsAnanya 25
Is he/she a Maths teacher? They have a lot of problems.
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Comments (63)
ratorr2 23
Sounds like a terrible teacher to me. If they don't like it then they can leave and make room for someone who does.
askingandy 23
Hating the school doesn't mean the teacher is terrible. The majority of teachers I've had have said something similar, but only because the administrators keep restricting them and try to control how they teach; they're more worried about what the superintendent and school board thinks than whether the students are learning or just regurgitating information. The teachers stay mostly because they love us and and the other teachers. And maybe because no other high school in the area has a Wawa, a bakery, and a staff restaurant.
plantedrabbit3 16
That's what I said too
Hypnotic5206 10
hahaha love it :)
askingandy 23
A lot of my teachers are the same way, but they're great teachers. Mostly it's just the higher up people that suck and make teachers all hate their job. I go to a tech school, and the people in charge of the technology are just terrible at what they do. We can't do any work on the computers for at least the first two weeks, smart boards are always glitching, almost all the laptops have CD drives missing, keys missing, flickering screens, or have had the same virus for the past four years. Not to mention that the website they designed for the school is completely disgusting.
jimmywithsalt 19
Hey, that's a no-BS teacher right there. I like that
dravvy 7
Well they certainly lack team spirit!
fantasyworld 39
So does everyone else.