Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
Maybe she's trying a new method to get in students heads
ItsAnanya 25
Is he/she a Maths teacher? They have a lot of problems.
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Comments (63)
gracehi 33
Honestly, I can REALLY relate to hating my place of work. FY teacher's L.
j_729 18
She decided to become a teacher
pdp_fml 21
Maybe you should report her to the administration.
LegolasPrincess 10
If only all teachers were this blunt and honest.
summerfields13 4
lawl
rivaraven 35
My literature teacher was like that, but she was one of the most awesome teachers I've ever had. Do you really expect teachers to like working when all students complain exactly like that every day?
worldclassrager 41
She should probably look for another job...or has been and keeps coming up empty....
ipodtouchgirl 21
That's what I said on the last day of school last year
icepick23 12
Next time, pull out a box of condoms and say, "Wow, so this is a f*cking school?"
AerBear115 15
Awesome teacher right there!!!!
bakabaka714 8
sounds like its gonna be a pleaseant year for you! GL OP!