Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
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Top comments
christopherlove 0
An entire city hit your car? FYL indeed!
josh60637 0
i live in chicago and i got so many bullshit tickets about no parking signs that were completely bogus that i had to make a "ticket contestation template". i think i got like 7 tickets and contested all of them and won. those parking people must make a commission or something...
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Comments (26)
babytunechi 0
they probably felt bad so they made u pay more.. cuz that's how they think in the "city"
Oasispetro1 4
funny how ur on a dif acc than ur first comment
saywhaat12 2
watta great city u live in, for both having idiots park in the wrong spot and ignorant parking officer hitting people's cars. FYL
NellyFC35 19
Now you know there is a reason why you shouldn't park there.....but that's still petty of them
corocoro 30
Gotta appreciate the irony here.
LanaRenee13 6
devil's advocate...but is it possible your car was hit because you parked wrong?
thisguy22 33
Hey, they need to cover those damages some how...
thisguy22 33
Damn... your car must be wrecked if it got hit by an entire city.
miyaviichan 27
Your poor car.
pardyhardyk 9
That's bs!