Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML
Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
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Vilefire 0
You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't really think she was creeping, she just noticed he was one fb, and then recognized her pictures on there
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Comments (168)
skitzz 0
i know its pretty creepy, but its your own ******* fault for having random people you don't even know as your friend on facebook, or not having better privacy settings. there is a small possiblity that this guy likes you but its even a more chance hes a total creep. don't jump to conclusions but i would delete him and everyone else you don't know off your facebook, its the perfect way for some stalker to rob your house, know where you are all the time, or just plain creep on you..or worse.if the guy really does like you, he should probably message you or at least try to add you again, and when he does you can message him and ask him if you know him. then you can most likely know weather hes a total lunatic or just really thinks your hot.
Kua_Mei 0
I would introduce myself to him. It might make him happy if he's so clearly interested in getting to know you; if not, then a friendly "Hello" wouldn't take too much out of one's day, no?
gayashellfml 0
don't assume he likes you. he could have found you so repulsive he had to show his friends.
gaararulesni 1
Facebook was meant for stalkers
creamofwheat 4
Well, OP, maybe you shouldn't add 1000 people to your friends... especially when you only know around two or three of them.
irelandguy 0
why do people assume that her profile wasn't private or that she added this person as a friend. u can look thru fotos on private profiles (i do it to work out who sum1 is) and people can look on ur profile without being added. and a foto of you is easily recognisable even over a few metres.
Shemozzle 2
You Deserved It for having a Facebook and not considering the consequences of what you put on there.
Omgwtfpancakes 2
Lol! Thats hilarious. You should hook up with him.
Omgwtfpancakes 2
Lol! Thats hilarious. You should hook up with him.
Hunts160 5
well get on Facebook and type "can't believe this guy in front of me is still stalking me"