Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
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Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, my mother turned up drunk at my house with a chocolate cake for my 14th birthday. I'm 27, I haven’t seen her in 6 years, I'm allergic to chocolate, and when she saw that I had 2 kids, she wanted to know why I'd bothered, since kids are always "such a disappointment". FML
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starwind3438 9
Wow, what an ungrateful bitch.
Blueglasscup 18
Ouch. Marry him and then you can scream "WELL YOU'RE MY MOTHER IN-LAW NOW BITCH"... Actually don't do that.
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Comments (191)
oliver86 8
*insert controversial comment here
kookiiee 0
man treat people how u want to be treated. if she's gonna be a bitch then don't even bother treating her nice. even though she's your boyfriends mum, there's a limit to tolerance.
theerror404 0
Put some laxative in the cake next time, that would give her lots of pleasure.
mike3775 39
It could be that the OP's boyfriend may have had several relationships end, and the Mother is so used to them ending, she doesn't want to get close to the "potential" daughter in law. My mother in law was the same way when I first met her when dating my wife. My wife was divorced for over 9 yrs and had dated several guys off and on during those years and everyone ended after a few months, so when I met her the first time, she had expected me to break off the relationship after a short time because every other guy the wife had dated had done so. She admitted to me that she was wrong to have acted that way when we first met, and she was glad I was her son in law.
gemzroxya 0
She sounds like a beautiful kind woman :)
massivelyskilled 0
holy shit what a bitch, dont worry about it, apparently her head has several disfunctions
MangoGurl 0
that's when u say hell no and take the chocolate back
dadof2 4
sounds like a great future to come
DropKiickin_0214 0
you shoulda punched that bitch in her temple wit those chocolates....lol
Tylerdre 6
spongebobpimppants :D
todder45 0
what a twat sucking bitch!!!!
AlEX928 0
What does twat sucking have to do with this? She's not gay, she's just a BITCH!
FarSide 23
I thought they were synonymous.
CateXOX 0
If the mother was "****-sucking", she wouldn't be gay. Female - Male.