Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my girlfriend hit me on the head with a frying pan for a funny video, because she thought it would go bonk and make me do a funny reaction. She must be a new kind of stupid cause I got four stitches, a hairline fracture, and a headache. FML
Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
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therevolution 0
sounds like a hot mess
princesslayha 0
yea and if you ever say that to a girl you won't get any sex cooking or cleaning ^
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Comments (81)
asaka4 0
if you cant stand the heat, get out of the f-cking kitchen
Nick14450 0
I'm not gonna lie, I laughed.
WaffleandEggs 0
She wouldnt do that unless she was really freaked out. Or mad at you, and waiting for the perfect moment.
funzcpl 0
lmao! she rocks.
Mr_holiday 0
Ha.. She knew it was you
nixnox 0
total bullshit. if she was cooking, "apparently" there should have been food on the pan...unless she was cooking air?
H0llyw00dWh0r3 0
Unless she was about to put something in the pan just as she was startled and cracked her boyfriend on the head with a hot metal object.
Mikki4321 0
And if there's food in the pan it's impossible to hit someone with it? Really, that's your argument?
am3208 0
thats hot i guess
Mikki4321 0
Lol, that sounds like something I would do. I often head my boyfriend in the face because I wake up with him kissing me, or I elbow him because he hugs me from behind. I don't know why that is, but I am really jumpy when it comes to touching me, even if it is my own boyfriend. Lesson learned here; don't surprise someone when he/she's holding something that could scar you!
yourfail 0
that's cute but how sad xD
alanm707 6
Haha. Right where a woman belongs(: