Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
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perdix 31
2 out of three people in this story are not in denial about your 'stache. You're wasting your money doing the eyebrows while cheaping out on the lip job. Once a guy's gaze locks onto your whiskers, he's moving on to the next girl and not even bothering to look anywhere above your nose.
AnneFTW 17
Should've just gotten a lipwax too :P
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Comments (113)
blue_eyed 0
And no offense but its kinda weird to be walking around witha stache if ur a chick. None of me and my friends have it at all and its either cuz we dont grow hair on our upper or we just take care of it. I suggest u take care of it.
missbrunettgirl 0
Take the hint
FarSide 23
Sorry "LoserOfTheYear"... but you are from New York. Now if you had been from New Jersey....
Vaetrus 0
Now you know, deal with it.
LostSoul81 0
clearly you need a lip wax then....they're the professionals.....
spirited_away33 0
Ahh just take the lip wax. You'll feel better about yourself afterwards.
FlaminYawn 0
this is gross. I like my girls to embody the ideal female, and that would never involve having a mustache that needs to get waxed. I can always point out the girls who wax their upper lip, I can't believe guys date girls who have to wax. Find a female with less testosterone, they exist...
k43L1 0
then i damn well hope you wax your chest & pubes.
Shmoopie4 0
Flamin Yawn, you're an ass. A lot of women sometimes get a little extra facial hair, and it's not necessarily due to a testosterone overload. Sometimes it's just genetics. You can't believe guys date girls that have to wax? Well, I can't believe a guy like you even dates women at all.
blal 0
their genetics cause them to produce more testosterone. its cause and effect, simple as that.
JellyMelly 0
this has happened to me in a way, I break out on my upper lip if I wax. so I buff it with smooth away. but every few times or so when I go to get my brows done that always say "upper wip too". so annoying. just ignore them..
Shmoopie4 0
Sucks, but hey, if they're offering, might as well have it done while you're there. So women sometimes get extra facial hair. Oh well. The pros are there to help--let 'em do it so that the next person who mentions it isn't the guy trying to kiss you!
avfcfan89 0
i hope you decided to get both of the waxings. nothing more gross than when a girl has more facial hair than a 15 year old boy.