Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I have dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML
Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, I walked into the gym to do legs and walked up to the leg press machine where a trainer was taking weights off. I asked him if he was about to use the machine and he gave me an odd look and said no, then walked back to his client who was in a wheelchair. FML
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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boysinabooth 4
That's happened to me before. Right after I got out of the hospital from surgery I had to wait after some fat ass who needed a motorized cart. People like that seriously don't give a shit. They looked at me and saw that I was probably more able to walk because I didn't have 300lbs hanging over my body.
MrNiceGuy518 3
Why do fat people need motorized carts? Can't they just like, roll?
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DIZZYDEZ34 0
it apsolutely pisses me off when I see lazy ppl who dnt take care of them selves using those. being obese is not a handicap it's laziness. and I'm even more sick of the whole "thyroid" excuse!!!
Charleezee 0
Eat less move more. U mite make some progress and not a depressed fat piece of crap. Putting a fork to ur mouth doesn't count as excerise. This is to all fat people e everywhere!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
You might make some progress if you learn how to spell. Your lack of knowledge on how to spell depresses me. This is to all illiterate people, everywhere!
noellexxsummers 6
Seriously? Just because they're lazy and obese, doesn't mean they can take the carts from people who ACTUALLY need them.
ahole1212 3
thats USA in a nutshell for ya'
gingerluva 0
im not a hater for fat people but it rly is theirown fault. fat people tht have somethingmedically wrongw/ them tht cant b fixed are RLY rare as a med student who used to have trouble w/ weightjust inthe opposite way i would know ;) get out there & dosomething to fix your problem soyou can b healthy!
TheNewGuy03 29
also, i must add that even if you were extremely physically active, and your activity came to an abrupt halt due to an injury, you can't continue to eat a calorie-dense diet and expect to maintain a healthy weight. if you don't burn the calories (energy) that you put into your body, then it's as if you have filled a cup past the top -- you get "spillage." so...yeah. it's pretty much all about your diet... |the kid|
Mooshki 0
YDI for shopping at Wal Mart.
varkey 7
wow, fat people, who brought their condition upon themselves, get privileges, yet you, blameless and more disabled, didn't get it? you should have just "fallen over" and sued the manager for damages FYL
soulistous 0
I know what u mean I have a broke foot and it seem I can't ever get a cart either
BikeAllDay818 6
another reason why I hate wallmart, they're company is ran by idiots, and they also hire creepy ass people..