Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I have dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML
Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, I walked into the gym to do legs and walked up to the leg press machine where a trainer was taking weights off. I asked him if he was about to use the machine and he gave me an odd look and said no, then walked back to his client who was in a wheelchair. FML
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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boysinabooth 4
That's happened to me before. Right after I got out of the hospital from surgery I had to wait after some fat ass who needed a motorized cart. People like that seriously don't give a shit. They looked at me and saw that I was probably more able to walk because I didn't have 300lbs hanging over my body.
MrNiceGuy518 3
Why do fat people need motorized carts? Can't they just like, roll?
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ginnyxgorewhore 0
a lot of people who are obese are that way because of serious health problems. yes, its too bad you didnt get to use a cart, but dont judge someone just by their looks. they dont know yout story, and you dont know theres. they very well could have needed those carts just as badly as you.
_krystallynn_ 11
fatasses. tell them to get thier ******* asses walking, or they can just be ****** lards the rest of their worthless piece of shit lives.
ethanman82 8
Better go rascal tipping
picturescrazy 24
I just got foot surgery & can't bear weight on my foot. Obviously you can't hold a basket or push a cart with crutches, so I was relying on the scooter to get me around to shop. It sickens me to see that all the scooters are taken up, only to find that most of them are being used by fat slobs that could USE the exercise of hunting down their Twinkies & butter.
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Walking and not using a motorized cart could help their weight problem.
lalaney 14
First of all, we all judge you for shopping at Walmart. Secondly, you really expect the manager to start kicking people off those things, telling them they're fat and don't deserve it? They have no right to tell people who can and cannot use them.
sammyjo06 14
Just because they're morbidly obese doesn't mean they don't have legitimate health issues, too. Some people become morbidly obese due to injuries, or heart conditions like CHF which cause them to barely be able to move without pain. Regardless, it's not the manager's job to determine who is or is not eligible to use the motorized carts. Unless there are a bunch of kids clearly just playing with one, it's not her job to walk up to someone and say, "Hey, because you are fat, obviously you do not deserve that cart. Get off." It sucks that you had to wait around for a cart, but YDI for being such a dick about it.
cskj 5
I hate fat people
BaDumTsss_fml 23
"It's not my fault I'm fat!" Uh yeah it is you ate that food you didn't exercise don't you dare put it on us
ashleymp 12
its no surprise that you live in the united states