Today, I went to get the Apple store, my Mac had been making a grinding noise from the fan. The guy put his ear to the keyboard and said there was a CD in the drive so I couldn't hear the grinding from the fan. He ejected the CD. It was porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML
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fbirem 2
Did you at least "get the apple store"?
katheriinex0 0
lmao, that mustve been awkward
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Kyothine 0
#113 BECAUSE APPLE = MACINTOSH. RIGHT. I don't even own an iPod, I have a Zune. **** off, you dimwit.
Antonio718 0
@ 135, so there are no such things as PC fanboys right? Then what the hell are those windows commercials doing on TV..."I'm a PC",
BB_baby 0
to the above post i think you were talking to me so did you hear me say there aren't pc fanboys? no I didn't think so that's cause there are BUT they're actually educated(for the most part) unlike mac fanboys who are too ignorant to care about anything that they dont use.
Xeeon 0
mac os x sucks, windows os sucks. get linux and grow hair on your chest! or if you're a woman, lose the hair on your chest!
nixxx90 0
it was a guy. most likely he has **** in his laptop too.
Antonio718 0
@ 141, no i was talking to 133 -.-
SammyJane 1
this is f***in FUNNY!!! lmao
i_like_chicks 0
if everyone's doing it (watching ****) why would it be awkward to be caught with ****??? paradox o.O
stupid_ass_peopl 0
well, if you bother to get embarassed, why the hell wouldn't you check beforehand? dumbass
Asdas_fml 0
"Today, I spent the whole day bashing Macs on the net. I have a PC. FML"