Dogs, Weird and Animals: Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge...

By CheeseMonsters - 24/01/2010 12:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML

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Yay for weird friends!

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djsammyc 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 16:46

how highdrunk was she

doomskull 6

Saturday 14 March 2015 3:57

What's she tripping on?

Shamrockbeefy 14

Sunday 20 March 2016 10:29

More like FHL, you can't say no to a double doggy dare.

KiaraLache 19

Sunday 24 April 2016 16:40

Does your friend happen to be Whitney Wisconsin?

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