Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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Top comments
gambol 10
Step one: Roll up your sleeves. Step two: Pull down your pants. Step three (optional): TEST TRICKLE Step four: Put cup in appropriate place. Step five: Pee. I don't know what the hell kind of gymnastics you were pulling, OP.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you have a coordination of a 2 year old.
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gambol 10
Step one: Roll up your sleeves. Step two: Pull down your pants. Step three (optional): TEST TRICKLE Step four: Put cup in appropriate place. Step five: Pee. I don't know what the hell kind of gymnastics you were pulling, OP.
bchatzis 9
love the idea of the "test trickle" haha! made me giggle a fair bit!
surnautreez 0
haha well urine for a bad day..
fieldhockyluva24 4
wow that was really bad but i definitely laughed! haha so kudos
DeJahVu 0
So I guess its safe to say you were in a pissy mood all day huh?
hd123 0
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allergic_2_broke 0
great! now you smell like my 2 year old son...
FerrariCake 2
"Aiming" into the cup only works if you have an aiming device... i.e. a penis.
dalsegno 0
How do you lose balance and slip while sitting on a toilet?
FerrariCake 2
Did you just give up on the blood test after that? I hope so... much too risky for someone as uncoordinated as yourself.
hbgoddard 0
Looks like we know who failed the alcohol test.
6Paper6Doll6 0
Only one thing to tell you.......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Melephant_fml 0
Were you trying to pee standing up...?