Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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yake12 0
wow! normally I would say ydi for getting a name tattoo but kids are different!! well someone else may be the father but if you raise her properly you can be her dad
hellokimmiee 5
ouch, that hurts
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danger5452 0
wow kick her to curb. if its ur child be a good dad
texan4life 0
Steve Wilkos sounds like your best option.
choirfreakandpro 0
what a *****!!!
talktomandybaby 8
i agree with14. thats just harsh.like really? he didnt know he was being cheated on!
Ceaszhar 0
ooooooooh shit
neela226 1
wow that really sucks. get your wife treated for sex addiction
Deabells 0
I am soo sorry
towboatdude 0
ok kick the ***** to the curb! and you raise ur daughter. either way she is still ur daughter no matter what. as for the DNA go ahead and do it. because if not you will always wonder. as for the letting her raise her. to hell with that shit. and as for the walk away and not have to pay child support. I'm sorry to inform most of these morons but since you've been there since child birth and have raised the child this long ur um stuck footing the bill.
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
WTF!!! dude ur married to a big time HOE!!! divorce that trashy ass bitch! It's bitches like HER who gives us good women a bad name!
angrynegro7 16
First things first, OP: Your wife's a dirty **** and you need to divorce her. Second: Get a DNA test and find out if you are indeed the father. If you are, great. If not, then you need to find out who the father is, and either tell him to raise his child, or have him sign over parental rights to you so that there won't be any custody problems in the future. @ towboatdude- you might be right about OP being stuck footing the bill if he knew that the child wasn't his from the get go, but if he can prove that his wife deceived him, a court might let him off the hook.