Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead...

Anonymous 21 January 2012, 14:22 United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Anonymous 19 January 2025, 20:00 San Francisco, United States

Fully relaxed

Today, I was getting a full-body massage at a spa when the masseuse dropped hot stones directly on my stomach. As I jumped up in shock and slight pain, the oils and towels all fell off me, leaving me completely naked in front of the spa receptionist. FML

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mindy 24 December 2024, 09:00 United States

Treat Yourself Day (derogatory)

Today, I was supposed to be treating myself to a relaxing spa day, thinking it would be a great way to unwind. That was until the massage therapist somehow gave me a "reverse" massage that left me sore in places I didn’t know could get sore. I paid for this torture, and now I can’t even walk properly. FML

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Anonymous 25 February 2020, 14:00

Knock out

Today, I treated myself to a Thai massage. The masseuse was so aggressive and intense, she left me with injuries on my hands and back. I paid $60 for someone to hurt me. FML

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anonymous 12 March 2012, 08:03 United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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spitty 14 April 2015, 21:50 Willoughby, United States

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

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bcoper This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

I've had enough

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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BangBangBzzz 15 December 2015, 22:01

Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML

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Anonymous 10 July 2021, 06:01

Third degree

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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person 26 December 2010, 17:59 Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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crazycatlady1890 3 May 2019, 00:00 Philadelphia, United States

Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML

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iseyixes 18

21 January 2012, 19:47

Lawsuit!

mattclark 0

21 January 2012, 19:49

Look on the bright side could be third degree burns

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Meowingtons500 18

21 January 2012, 19:52

Ouch OP, I suggest next time you go to a different spa (asuming it was a spa, and ofcourse take legal action if you feel so inclined.) And use vitamin E cream for those burns.

twilightluvr101 4

21 January 2012, 19:53

Insest o_O!

Meowingtons500 18

21 January 2012, 19:54

Wrong FML?

Glitterhinoceros 14

21 January 2012, 19:56

I have never heard of insest, but I've heard of incest. Even so, it has nothing to do with this FML.

manatees_r_epic 0

21 January 2012, 20:44

No. They put hot rocks on the OP.

Almighty_Chris97 6

21 January 2012, 20:51

LOL, is everyone on FML a grammar nazi? I consider myself well written/spoken but it doesn't bother me when people spell words wrong or use bad grammar.

OhHushDear 11

21 January 2012, 21:41

63 - They were saying that incest, which is sexual relations inside one's own blood-related family, has nothing to do with this FML. Quit freaking out on people for being Grammar Nazis. Good grief, nobody can correct ANYONE'S spelling on here without someone immediately throwing a fit. Be quiet now.