Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML
Today, I was home alone while my family was on a trip for 3 days at the beach. I walked around naked and did stuff, thinking they wouldn't know. After a whole evening of doing stuff like that, I noticed a camera. They were filming it all. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
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invadermaythe1st 35
#31 the comments were posted at the exact same time.
thrifting 18
So you could say he was choking the chicken, eh?
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Comments (65)
baba01_fml 17
The chickens were on vacation?
thakiler437 6
Was he elderly?
Lebac 10
Hey guys, OP #25, of course I checked. My neighbor was supposed to be gone, if something is happening that isn't supposed to (theft, etc) I'm going to call the cops. Anyways, sorry guys, I turned right around, went home, and tried forgetting the incident by studying for the SAT. No helping him?
Charles900 16
Yeah, that's an image nobody needs to see.
PePziNL 20
Guess you weren't prepared for thàt kind of ****.
gintwinsmoore 20
No guys, he was ... wait for it ... doing the erk and jerk! Ok, I'll just get my things and go.
fmljosh1015 20
Look at all those chickens!
ashfitpup 1
yucky
RedPillSucks 33
****-a-doodle dont
ilanie04 16
Ew that's digesting ???
thefallen12 13
How is masturbating disgusting?
Apeman101 6
mannn... I wish u good luck with rehabilitation . carful to what u expose ur mind. some scratches wont cum off.