Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, while on the bus, the girl in front of me asked me if I could find the orange she'd dropped. I couldn't see it, but when I told her that there was no orange there, she gave me the strangest look. She'd said ring, not orange. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
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jjoyce6 0
Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?
wafflesyay 2
Ok then..
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Comments (165)
Rapt0rJesus 0
Uhm, ok.
old09 11
You must know your co-workers well to look at the ceiling what do ever I would've never looked there Fly op Fly!!!!!
babydiamond_fml 9
There's an hungry ghost in ur office.hehehehehehehehe!!
flockz 20
C'mon gang. we got a mystery on our hands!
rhysfucker 24
Scooby Doobie Doo, where are you; we've got some work to do now...
desireev 18
Scooby Doo if you come through, you're gonna have yourself a Scooby Snak!
Zomg_Okay 27
Did anyone else ever notice that Shaggy is afraid of people in costumes but not of a talking dog?
desireev 18
Lmao I didn't notice that! Kinda funny when you think about it...
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
It's cause shaggy is always high as a kite.
sheethapins 13
Ok guys, let's split up! Our suspects so far is the fruit cart guy that gets in the way of high speed chases, the guy in the meat isle, the Italian mob, and DocBastard. All we need is a lovable talking furry companion... I'll go see if Boners will let us borrow his opossum.
brick_man33 14
I didn't know vlad th impaler resided at your work-place. The only way to kill an orange is by driving a nail through the heart.
BadKitty13 28
Do you Work With a bunch of 10 year olds ?? That's not even funny.
devilschoice 6
Not remotely funny. Absolutely fkin hilarious lol.
slim_lady 12
That makes your orange the one and only >>>>>Annoying Orange<<<<< Wazzup!
SeldomHappy 3
It was the latest episode of Annoying Orange, NAIL! Argh!
sjhill 32
Bahahahahahaha!!! Amazing! Who nailed it there?
THE_A_TEEN 28
DocBastard. Ask more questions please...
captainfalcon7 0
Annoying orange...