Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Matheo_fml 21
Everybody deserves the privacy while being on the toilet. I would have done the same thing.
tipsy2013 24
Some litter boxes are covered. Cats deserve privacy too.
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Comments (47)
Paws_Cat 29
How lovely.
fpants2010 18
I had a cat that, if there was anything at all in her litter box - she would shit on the floor next to it. But if she saw you scoop it, she'd get mad you were touching her stuff so - you guessed it - she'd shit on the floor next to it. Cats are awesome :)
countryb_cth 38
That's hilarious, not when you're the person cleaning it but still funny. Gotta love cats.
dadumtss 14
cats actually have less problems with spraying when the box doesn't have a cover. you don't see some cats hiding in a cave while they pee. they want to be seen while marking their territory.
hardcorefan16 22
You have eyes, use them.
Fudgernutter 1
Pass back to assert dominance
Jryan952015 7
Are you blind how do you not see the cat in the litter box. You got what you deserve Cat win owner loser
nitrog100 21
"lifted the top half of the litter box". Reading comprehension is your friend.
irishmaiden78 23
Get a high sided corner litter box, not an enclosed one. It's healthier for the cat to have to not breathe in the litter and urine.
SarkasticGenius 7
Now you get to hallucinate.(South Park reference )
cougs 6
Cats....