Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
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Matheo_fml 21
Everybody deserves the privacy while being on the toilet. I would have done the same thing.
tipsy2013 24
Some litter boxes are covered. Cats deserve privacy too.
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Comments (47)
miss_fluffybutt 17
Ronald Reagan said it best: "Trust, but verify."
meggieeeee92 27
#13 it is a South Park reference.
littlekellilee 45
I feel so bad for you, but I also feel so bad for your cat. She must have felt like you snuck up on her. I hope she doesn't stop using the litter box in the future! They actually prefer open boxes so they can see all around them for predators when they go, and it would have helped you out too!
DoomedGemini 38
I'd say it depends on the cat. I've usually seen covered litter boxes recommended truthfully.
dadumtss 14
17 you know what you are talking about, and not just that they also want other cats to see them mark
Kielnmsoftly 26
That was a piss poor decision.
trucker2 33
You, should have knocked first.YDI
christinamarie17 29
#13; South Park reference. Apparently you could get high by huffing cat urine. Kenny got addicted from what I remember and kept cheesing so he could get high and enter a magical world with women warriors who had huge breasts.
moo77_fml 20
Omg!!! That smell!!
Silk_Routes 14
You deserved this spray :-)
worldclassrager 41
Piss the cat off get pissed on... I'll show myself out thank you
mrjiggles1992 18
Knock before entering next time... How rude! =P