Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer excused himself to use the bathroom, so I took the chance to let out a tiny fart I'd been holding in. That tiny fart filled the whole room. When he came back, the guy literally stopped dead in his tracks and recoiled at the stench. Doubt I'll get that job. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and halfway through my perfectly rehearsed answers, my stomach started growling loudly. I tried to keep calm, but then it let out the most embarrassing noise I’ve ever heard. The interviewer paused what he was saying, then said, "Are you hungry or do you need to fart?" FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, while interviewing a potential candidate for a job, I farted during a moment of silence. Trying to cover it up, I blurted out, "Wow, this chair is squeaky!" The candidate just stared at me, and I'm pretty sure their chances of getting the job squeaked away, because I couldn't bear seeing them every day after that. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
"Was that a fart?" "No." "I can taste it. On my tongue."
LaurenLo 17
Hopefully the interviewer has a sense of humor and is understanding...!
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Comments (73)
Malcazar 22
by any chance were you interviewing with your 30 yr stepbrother in tuxedos?
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Sorry. Already made the reference. And it's 40.
emilyjgraham 34
Actually 26 although he may be referring to the same thing as you, it's differently worded. Very differently worded. And you may not have meant to come across like an arse, you did and there wasn't much need for it. How about great minds think alike or something like that? I'm sure there's plenty of people going to think of same thing as you did so don't be so aggressive.! :)
starile 20
... I'm sorry, What was so aggressive about 26's comment? It looks like a statement of fact.
emilyjgraham 34
Do you not think he sounds a tad abrupt with the full stops?
annie_nk 23
Your body hates you.
annoyedchild 17
I guess you blew that interviewer away
Pussycat86 18
She is just full of hot air
perdix 31
I'd be more concerned if you got a follow-up interview -- some people have weird fetishes. If said interview is scheduled for a remote motel or the forest, don't go!!!
starile 20
Jacuzzi, however, just fine! Bubbles everywhere!
MidnaLink 35
If it's a natural bodily function such as flatulence, then the interviewer shouldn't hold things like that against the interviewee. Just rotten luck.
iajm02 13
Why wouldn't he hire you? You seem real funny!
every1luvsboners 11
I prefer a potential employee to flatuate in my presence so I can determine if it smells like semen or not. If so, you're hired on the spot.
MidnaLink 35
Uhhhh… what the ****?!?!?!?!
EpicSquishii 21
I honestly have no idea why I found this so funny.
ShyAnn29 15
If you don't get hired because of that, that is just wrong, everyone has bodily functions!
perdix 31
So, it wasn't a typo on your resume when you said your college degree was a "Bachelor o fArts."
UrYousername 15
That stinks!