Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
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Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Yes, I'll take "Signs that Nobody Likes You" for 100, Alex.
Ribs 2
Hey, this is my FML! 1. my birthday was on a tuesday, so I didnt want to ask anyone to come out 2. I'm in college and my close friends go to a schools all around the state 3. My boyfriend whom I live with was on a business trip, so he couldnt come out with me. I dont like to make a big deal out of birthdays, but I did have a party a couple weeks later. :)
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Comments (8)
bloopaloop 27
Why don’t you have friends?
Dave_Davington 34
Yes, I'll take "Signs that Nobody Likes You" for 100, Alex.
Akitakat 31
Cheers!
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a date!
Ally Hodges 8
its okay mine was on the 11th and I didn't even get anything to drink..
RichardPencil 32
Aren’t you a little old to be in elementary school? Why would you go to a bar in your birthday when none of your playmates could get in? You shoulda partied at Chuck E. Cheese’s!
Ribs 2
Hey, this is my FML! 1. my birthday was on a tuesday, so I didnt want to ask anyone to come out 2. I'm in college and my close friends go to a schools all around the state 3. My boyfriend whom I live with was on a business trip, so he couldnt come out with me. I dont like to make a big deal out of birthdays, but I did have a party a couple weeks later. :)
tiptoppc 21
Congrats on turning 21. At least it didn’t happen like my brother’s DID. His friends took him from bar to bar and got him so drunk he got alcohol poisoning, and my mother thought he was going to die. So you survived your 21st birthday yeah the company may suck but I hope that your party was awesome afterwards. If you live to see another day, especially after drinking almost alone that’s a good day. At least you didn’t get so shitfaced you ended up in the hospital.
Kyle Petro 7
My 21st was on Mother’s Day I didn’t have a drink, you don’t have to get shitfaced just because it’s your 21st