Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Hey, you were at a bar. The person was probably just mega pissed
UnluckyGenius 21
Maybe he was laughing at himself for wrongly believing he stood a chance with you.
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Comments (65)
Larsh 4
Maybe it had nothing to do with you at all and the person was laughing at themselves for some reason.
nitrog100 21
Let's be honest here. It was you. He found something about your appearance to be hilarious, whether it be what you were wearing, your body, or your face. He found the idea of hooking up with you to be hi-larious. It happens.
bazookajoey 27
How rude.
jh921971 10
Your first problem was going speed dating. Your second problem was that you did it at a bar.
likemice 6
Your username is perfect for this.
TooFuckinFunny 3
The nerve of some people.
Nooblah 15
Ugh, that Tylenol makes people do crazy things...
rdnkchevy 9
Yup, that guy was a jack ass
Sputnikspak 13
Something tells me this dude did this on a dare or something. I wouldn't take it to heart, because if he *was* serious, that is unnecessarily rude and a little cruel, and therefore is not shit you need in your life. :)
migueljm5 18
Who laughs at an ugly person? Even if you are ugly which i doubt I dont think he would laugh