Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Hey, you were at a bar. The person was probably just mega pissed
UnluckyGenius 21
Maybe he was laughing at himself for wrongly believing he stood a chance with you.
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Comments (65)
Gittoh 21
people. well you will never know what made him laugh, but since he left, I would guess he were drunk and not serious about the speed dating. you don't want to hook up with an asshat like that anyway
sexysaltshaker 11
Well now that does define a speed date.
ceenguyenx 6
Maybe it was nerves you never know, don't take it personally at least you got out there and gave it go :D
BjgUsername 12
He probably was an asshole who was playing a practical joke... You just happening to be the poor soul who had him first.
kyu_Q 19
how did the rest of the event go? you should not let one person ruin your enjoyment of things.
therosalina 33
Aww. However insulting that may be, just remember that you're beautiful, OP, and eventually you'll find someone who apprieciates that
KushCrushin89 10
Not even remotely true.
hamzor 5
Why do all the sympathising comments get voted down? What's going on?
FangirlingAlways 14
He's just an ass. There are more fish in the sea, or men in the bar.
OperationAxis 10
That really sucks
Omniprism 15
Sounds like they are an asshole.