Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Hey, you were at a bar. The person was probably just mega pissed
UnluckyGenius 21
Maybe he was laughing at himself for wrongly believing he stood a chance with you.
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Comments (65)
worldclassrager 41
That's one not all...don't take it too hard OP...and bar+Drinks=a bit drunk...
dunicha 20
some people go to those things just to troll. don't let it get to you.
awkwardloveannie 28
he found it so funny he thought he could deserve you obviously
LifeOfAnRN 18
The only thing that makes sense is that you look exactly like the person that just broke his heart and he was laughing that hard because of how life is beating the bejeebers out of him right now. As in if you don't laugh you'll cry.
awkwardloveannie 28
he was at a bar, he was in in the place for heart break
gilliaga73 18
I think he went planning to do just that, you were just the unfortunate person that got paired with him first. Don't waste anymore time thinking about it.
brandoneyez1 25
Superficial a$$h0le
yerawizardlizzy 27
I guess I'm the only one who wouldn't go to a bar for any kind of dating.
laamarissa 1
Seems like somebody left their manners at home.You go girl, don't let him bring you down!
lollypop30001 19
Are you a guy or girl? Op
TallMist 32
Professor Oak, is that you?
intensitive 11
Sounds like someone went out of their way to play a horribly mean prank.