Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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ica0308 0
at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!
corrin925 6
wow. nice boyfriend
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Bartboy 0
And your boyfriend trusts you...
firestarter31 0
YDI guys who hit on girls with BFs usually work in groups and are sometimes just doing it to fight. you need to realize that your BFs options are limited unless it is some lone creeper (unlikely). also if you are one of those girls that likes to see men fight over her than fuuck yourself.
GypsyHearted 2
You realize guys can defend their girlfriends without fighting, don't you? It's about morale.
firestarter31 0
What reaction do you expect from drunk assholes when some guy puffs up like a peacock and says stay away from my girl? They will probably fight him just for sport. I used to work with guys who would slap girl's asses just to fight their boyfriends. Expecting complete strangers to be reasonable is asking to be dissapointed, especially when they were hitting on her earlier when they probably knew she had a boyfriend. Also I think you meant morals, and my point is you can expect strangers to have any morals.
portablecupid 3
There's nothing in the FML that suggests she wanted him to fight the guys. That would be an incredibly stupid option. The problem here is that he disrespected his own girlfriend and essentially treated her as an object to be bought and used by men, rather than a real person. All he had to do was say "Those guys are assholes honey, let's move away from them", but instead he decided to take the side of the men who were sexually harassing/assaulting his girlfriend.
TuesdaySpades 0
Erm at least he wasn't getting you kicked out for decking people in the face. and you know he's not the jealous type....or maybe he was just drunk?
ericb8272 2
When I used to go to concerts with hotties if there were guys getting close like that I would stand behind her and wrap my arms around her waist. Then if someone tries to grab her ass they end up grabbing big juicy **** and are traumatized for life. They probably end up turning gay and its more hotties for me!
MrXerxes5 6
I love beer but would never let someone feel up my gf for free beer. that dudes and asshole OP yoou deserve better.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hopefully he's now your ex-boyfriend. If you're still with him and take crap like this on a regular basis, then you deserve it. Stand up for yourself, sistah.
pepelapew 0
what a db
effarve 2
hes a douch.
pinkspaceboundro 0
wow, I'd just leave.
HOLAANNI 6
wow thats all I can say