Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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ica0308 0
at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!
corrin925 6
wow. nice boyfriend
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Comments (245)
manningkillsbrad 0
I love beer to, but I would never ever ever let anyone touch my wifes ass for that. I would severly Hirt anyone who had the nerve to do it especially right in front of me. honey, find a real man that cares for you
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
were you dressed with booty shorts and a tank?
portablecupid 3
Why would that make it okay for people to grab her without her permission?
PiXiEdUsT07 7
Let him be the one being hit on by the guys and take his free beer :D
imnotcraZ 0
he better not screw up again, you have options
jadejazmyn 5
I agree w him. Lol enjoy it girl cuz when ur beauty flees you will wish ur husband will grab on you lol!
jadejazmyn 5
Lol I had a fiance and women would have him take his shirt off and feel his muscles and buy him beers for it. Lol I loved it. Whatever saves the money honey whooooooo
Calyx_fml 22
Probably why you HAD a fiance.
portablecupid 3
That's not a fiance, that's a gigolo.
Flowerartist 0
Wow that sucks my bf would have punched someone if that happened to me
love3662 0
what's so bad bout this...?
bubo_fml 11
Be grateful he didn't pomp u out for a joint!!
itsjustbanter 0
Come on lets admit it though, there's nothing better than free beer...