Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Top comments
ica0308 0
at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!
corrin925 6
wow. nice boyfriend
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Comments (245)
beachchick9498 5
nice boyfriend. a real gentleman u got there!
ogplusog 4
Losar gonna lose?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Way to screw up "Loser". Proud of yourself?
regsworld11 2
First of all, it is loser* (:
ogplusog 4
Loosa gonna lose? As in, are you (the op) going to dump him?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Looks like someone's getting used...for sex.
meggieh815 0
more like someone's getting used for beer.
JennaMarie420 2
what a sweetie eh?
irokyoursox 6
you're both cowards you should stand up for yourself and be should stand up for you
hiyourcute 0
Haha I read your comment in napoleons voice
jessyrodgers 0
what happened to women wanting equal rights? harden up and stand up for yourself
televishun 7
o ___________ o really? equal rights aren't the issue here. It's the fact that she was surrounded by men who were inappropriately touching and GROPING her, and the ONE person who I suppose she was depending on to help her stand up for herself against A LARGE GROUP OF ROWDY MEN WHO HAD BEEN DRINKING, who, according to statistics, would likely be much larger and weigh more than her; decided that it was okay for her to be treated as an object with NO RIGHTS TO HER OWN BODY. THAT. is the issue here. You ready to discuss it?
shayshayfeirce 0
I don't get it.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Derp.
camartinez23 0
what's there not to get? the boys a douche :) hah
breathemein 10
dumb.
MizzErikaHart 8
just call her Sharon.
lmaoatall 6
get rid of that beer pimp. the next thing he'll be telling you, spread your legs for the kegs. obviously you don't need him to get your drinks. cut him out.
godofcyanide 8
OP, why were you taking free beers from other guys? YDI!
spazmattic 0
I completely agree.
awsm44 0
why not??
godofcyanide 8
She's there with her boyfriend. If she's accepting drinks from random dudes, she is actively trying to piss off her boyfriend. Were I her man, I'd have told her the same thing - if you don't want their attention, why are you asking for it? I don't bite that bait. You want to play those kinds of games, woman, there's a door, use the damn thing.
ReynshineCutting 10
The fml doesn't say that she kept taking free beers. It says guys kept bringing her free beers. Her boyfriend was probably drinking most of them so he told her to just ignore being molested so he could keep drinking.
Pazu_fml 10
Even if she did accept a beer or two, that would not entitle anyone to grope her. Using that logic, you can easily defend parents or teachers who sexually assault girls with "But look at all they did for her! They earned it!"