Today, I took my son to festival at a local church. He had a Nerf gun as part of his costume, but when I set it down to put something in my bag, someone walked off with it. We can't even go to a church function without running into thieves. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I went early Xmas shopping for my daughter and almost spent my whole paycheck for the week on her, only to have some asshole grab my bag and run off, stealing all her gifts, all in front of a security guard and store employee, who did nothing to help. FML
Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML
Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML
Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
And God said unto Moses "Thou shalt not steal, lest thou findeth a Nerf gun, 'cos those things are the shit."
Leeono 26
I kept asking god for a nerf gun. Then I remembered god doesn’t work like that so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
And God said unto Moses "Thou shalt not steal, lest thou findeth a Nerf gun, 'cos those things are the shit."
Leeono 26
I kept asking god for a nerf gun. Then I remembered god doesn’t work like that so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
BurnInDemonFire 39
'Tis easier to ask for forgiveness, than permission.
kindameanalwaysfun 7
lmao
tarabella 7
That's fitting
RichardPencil 32
I’ll bet your son is quite cross!
BurnInDemonFire 39
You nailed that one.
GUYMAINE 16
church has been the biggest thieves through all of time.........
HyperrSkylight 9
Hey it could be worse, imagine it was a catholic church and you left your child unattended...
Charlie Given 28
Ya I learned that lesson the hard way to that there's more criminals at church then there is in prison, just put your name in black sharpie on everything it discourages stealing when your name is blatantly on it 😀
tounces7 28
I feel like that's the most likely place to run into thieves. The most ripped off I've ever been in my life was by the so-called religious people, including a pastor.