Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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CrunkCupcake97 2
your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.
wickeddrummajor 0
That ****** sucks man!
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Comments (101)
lettertjes 0
So before, you didn't have a hundred dollars. And after that, you still did not have it. So I don't really see how this is an FML, it's more a 'my life is boring'.
peoc 0
Hey, just wanted to say thanks for the bill ;)
Postlude 1
So? Both of you were trying to take someone else's money and he felt like being more of a douche. It's not like you had any more right to it than he did.
SpitFyre 0
Damn, you got owned. But really, suck it up.
Dbeicher 0
parapalegic means you cant use your legs.
bubblezzz123 0
Listen, it's just a funny story that happened to me, I'm not saying, OMG MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE I DIDNT GET THE 100 dollar bill. I'm just telling you what happened, it's ofcourse not a story I expect ppl to agree my life sucks, just that in that situation it stinks I didn't pick up the money. no big deal, i kno.
joy1523 0
wow, people are getting intense about this one. its not FML becuase they didn't get free money, but because the douche who snatched it up before he/she did made a snarky comment that rubbed it in their face. the point is that if you never knew you could have had the $100 you wouldn't have cared. but its the fact that you almost did AND someone let you know that you just missed out. that sucks.
Hawk3487 0
I wish there was a way to vote: "not FML worthy". Would you have been an asshole if the roles were reversed?
teiso_fml 0
Easy come, easy go. It's not like you lost anything. FL of guy who lost the hundred dollars in the first place.
chrismace 11
FYL? It wasn't your money. Instead of feeling sorry for whoever lost it your complaining about how you didn't get to take money that wasn't yours.