Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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Top comments
CrunkCupcake97 2
your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.
wickeddrummajor 0
That ****** sucks man!
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Comments (101)
Nate_d099 0
ahah! well now some day you can do the same to someone else, just learn to dive into concrete ! =]
anonacs 0
Shoulda jumped him, and when you walked away $100+ richer said the same thing.
angel0733 0
simple....run up to him, tap him on the shoulder, and as soon as he turns around kick him in the balls and then say "dont YOU just hate when that happens!" mwahahahahahahaha
nonotme 0
Wait, so the entirety of this FML reads: "Today, i did NOT get a free $100. FML" I call "NOT A ******* FML" on this one.
shamille 5
it's more about the other guy being an asshole than it is about the OP not getting the $100
drkwlf 0
People are bitching a little too hard on this one.. I think that would blow, even if it wasn't my money. I think it is mentionable. Why don't people realize FML isn't to be taken.. literally. It's a humorous story, that's all.
StrawberryPiez_ 0
LOLLLL FYL mannnn FYL
ellysa_fml 0
Doucher
katewasherexx 0
I would've cried.
midget_chinese 0
dont u hate it when that happens...
Wankster 0
you snooze you lose