Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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CrunkCupcake97 2
your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.
wickeddrummajor 0
That ****** sucks man!
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Comments (101)
cmac86 24
sucks but it was probably a guy with a fishing rod and string, and dude was probably in on the joke.
Dbeicher 0
True. While its not funny and rather annoying in the sense that she's complaining she didnt get free money, Its hilarious in the irony of the situation. It's like having someone say to you, "Walk five paces and you can have one billion dollars, twelve cars of your choice, any twenty mansions of your choosing in any location, and the worlds cutest kitten," only to take four steps and suffer a near fatal stroke that leaves you a parapalegic for the rest of your life. The irony is hilarious. FYL OP
epicwinmaster 0
FIRST!!!!!!
sarah_bee 0
haha your name should be "epicfailmaster"
EFFyourlifecait 0
WAS IT AT THE CHATAM FAIR?!?! cause there was a lot of money on the ground there, this kid i was with his little brother found 20 bucks.
aznboytellem 0
100 monopoly dollars bills!
Rascal_620 0
Boo you for not paying attention to where you where going and not being witty enough to be able to grab it before someone else. Course you could have also been smart and said it was yours and that you where retracing your steps to see if you could find it again. Sad day for you. But i have no pitty.
katsoplat 0
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noxic 0
I would have fought him for it. Lol jk.
Noxic 0
Lol. No you're not.
davidomke 0
lucky for you, it was counterfeit so fhl
katsoplat 0
YES I AM