Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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CrunkCupcake97 2
your life is not effed cause you didn't get a 100$ bill that wasn't yours.
wickeddrummajor 0
That ****** sucks man!
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Comments (101)
Brey1013 0
FYL for being slow. that dude beat you to it, and clearly deserved the hundred bucks. Its survival of the fittest out there mate, good luck with that.
iamelrebel 0
hahaha. that guy is awesome.
Jack_4194 1
You're complaining that you didn't get a free $100. This is not an fml. You're perfectly fine.
mxrcr 0
Should have stepped on his hand
aq2004 0
YDI for trying to take something that isn't yours.
slushpuppy123 0
So you wouldn't have even tried to pick it up?
LOLgasmic123 9
u should of pimp slapped dat mutha fucka ayee
xenomorph 0
I will do just that to make people accept karma.
bookworm1212 2
He probably planted it there and waited for some to try and pick it up.
highsheep 0
YDI for not beating the shit out of him then taking the money.
vtsocks 2
6mo ago in Cancun walking around with 3 friends $400 in $20s came blowing through the wind out of nowhere! waiting 5min to see if anyone was going to claim it, nobody came so we were $400 richer