Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML
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Top comments
IthicaTheDragon 0
hehe that's what you get for trying to show off.
karinerz 0
Ouch. Must have hurt. Its not really your fault though I'd say, it's natural for people to want to show off. There's nothing wrong with it, if you don't take it too far.
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Comments (67)
cypherzzz 0
YDI for trying to show off. EPIC FALURE
jason2468 0
YDI u should have been snowboarding
Expertfail 0
Going fast doesn't make you a good skier. You deserved it: an actually 'good' skier would know that what you did is idiotic, and I don't think brackets just 'fall off' like that either; I'm thinking your idiocy caused it.
Scamandius 0
Hi, I'm an average American and I don't know how far 30 meters is. Could you please convert that to feet for me? I can't do the simple math. And for all future posters, please post any units using the English system of measurements because, in America, we want the rest of the world to adjust to our way if doing everything. Thanks!
cypherzzz 0
it's about 100 feet. 1200 inches if you need visual aid please get a tape measure
Menick47 0
Look-ie there! I bet you didn't think THAT one through ,now did you OP?
Ajjas013 6
They should have a sign for that kind of thing xD
smacckyy 0
hahaha. that happened to me but i wasnt trying to show off
KurouTenshi 0
one must learn humility. one must also learn when to pizza and when to French fries. master the above and you shall master yourself...and your mom.
delaney16 0
y do people always wanna show off!! it's retarded and pointless
afatmonkey 0
I agree with you. But then again, I'm only a morbidly obese poo-flinging monkey, so.....
RavenRiot 0
thats what you get for being a showoff