Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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Top comments
Jason_fml 0
What the hell is up with all the cheaters on here acting trying to act like their lives suck? New flash morons, you are the idiot who chose to cheat, you deserve everything you get.
djtelekinesis 0
A girl you like who's not your girlfriend. 1st graders, do we know what's wrong with this picture?
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Comments (120)
Noxic 0
Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
MagicMeds 0
I wasn't aware that eating a meal with a girl you aren't dating is considered adultery...
Atara223 0
...ydi, probably, depending on the circumstances.
hartmanII 0
listen you shrimp dicked douche bag, maybe you shouldnt cheat on your girlfriend do you really expect sympathy? i hope you get an STD and your girlfriend rips you tiny penis off!!!
SadLord 0
he never said he cheated.. he said he went out with a girl shopping... even if he gave her a little kiss it can be a friendly kiss before u insult ppl u should understand what actually happent.. normally im just here to laugh at u ppl for getting owned but hartmanll was just so ******* funny and retarded i had to comment
AJ_Blue 0
Sucker
perksofmylifenot 0
Hey, you completly deserved it and i'm happy that happened. I hope your ass gets handed to you by you GF's parents, good like in hell moron
kikibunny 0
filthy cheater
nicole_belle 0
your an asshole, I hope your gf dumped your gay ass.
gymnast10179 0
wow yer ****** horrible!!