Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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Top comments
Jason_fml 0
What the hell is up with all the cheaters on here acting trying to act like their lives suck? New flash morons, you are the idiot who chose to cheat, you deserve everything you get.
djtelekinesis 0
A girl you like who's not your girlfriend. 1st graders, do we know what's wrong with this picture?
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Comments (120)
seabass32 0
And if it was just as friends why would he have to plan to hang out with this girl when his girlfriend was busy? I'll bet his gf didn't know anything about it... if they were really just friends and everything was platonic he wouldn't be hiding it... like I said clear intentions of cheating.
thehickchick 2
I'm glad they saw you! serves you right for trying to cheat on your GIRLFRIEND
idalynn 0
It is cheating cause why did he feel guilty if he didn't do anything??? Also why didn't he tell his girlfriend if it was so innocent????Cheater!!!!
Bigbird16 0
He was totally CHEATING!!!
twinkietarget 0
Ur fault for being the cheater!
Eorlas 31
you deserve to die
mandi625 0
You totally deserved that you cheating douche -.- FYL!
vragr 0
I love how all you morons here think he was cheating on her. all he said was that he was hanging out with a girl he likes. I do that all the time and I'm married. it's time for you guys to btfo (back the **** off)
ambear26 14
Then why did he post it on FML ? So what he got caught by his current gf's parents ? If he was innocent and just hanging out with her then how is this an FML and why would he want sympathy ? Because he feels guilty he probably planned something with this girl and he was probably going to cheat. You don't know that he wasn't and we don't that he was but he posted it on FML so seems like he was.
DIESINBLOOD 0
Bitch don't complain YDI t(-_-t
GLiTTeRz 0
piece of shit. nasty ass cheater burn in hell scumbag