Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
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Top comments
SunshineBoy21 0
This is not an FML honey, we thought we lost you and feared the worst. You may be 36 but, you'll always be our baby! We love you!
surferchick96 0
i cant think of anything else to say.... penis. who said that???
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Comments (131)
jenniferjen 5
here's what we call, once a baby, always a baby!
rubberbullets 0
who the hell calls a dead battery flat? apparently 36 yr old mommas boys
catatonicsleep 17
Some British people do.... I don't, but I have heard people say that
elizajohn17 0
why where you at the mall with them in the first place?
xNephilim 19
Shopping? You know, that's what people usually do at the mall. Unless they're teenagers and feel the need to hang out there. Which I, as a teenager, don't get, but yeah.
alexandrox 0
I think that's cute lol
ChubEchaser 0
patience. in a few years the roles will reverse and you will be the one making the call.
crobcrob 1
I bet they have been waiting years to do that!
penguin7 0
happened to me the other day with my mom. smh -19 lol
suprmidgt 0
this one been done only the mom was crying
manuelittaa 0
wow that's emberrasing
kile88 2
awww that's so cute
youtub 0
hey I live in the gold coast