Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was fired. Not only was I fired with no warning, not only was my friend the one who fired me, but I was fired from the unpaid volunteering position I took to help her out. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my best friend went to my boss and offered to do my job for half the pay. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML
Today, I got fired via text. The last sentence was, "Wish you the best, take care!" FML
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Top comments
devans00 14
if you are old enough to work, you should be adult enough to speak up if someone gets you fired from a job you like. You don't have to just take it. So is your friend in charge of all your employment decisions for the rest of your life?
marinus_fml 20
Obviously she isn't the only bad employee.
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Comments (93)
TroII 0
Get better friends?
hannah1203 2
^^ agreed
ShadyFTW1 0
Hahaha ydi
japoop 0
1. Don't make lesbian friends 2. If your gonna work for a pimp, I'm your man Joking, but seriously don't make lesbian friends.
evamusical 12
Why do u think she's a lesbian?
Trilly123 10
And what's wrong with having lesbian friends??
marinus_fml 20
Obviously she isn't the only bad employee.
tamiami247 0
Or maybe the company thought they were in cahoots? ♥
canadiangleek 0
yeah...that wouldn't be my friend anymore...bitch :P
phantom956 2
hahahahaha what a friend kick her ass
tayebee 0
how come yu didnt say something??
seanders 10
How come YOU can't spell?
sicron90511 0
Be kind Ghetto's can't spell.
TroII 0
Ya cut her slack... She's black! Hey that rhymes! I'm a poet and didn't no it! ;P
SmallTownCutie 0
28- Don't be a ******* grammar Nazi. It's annoying as hell.
TroII 0
How do you know that hell is annoying? Have you ever visited said place? How is the people? Is the weather nice?
TroII 0
Are* I hate ipod
boringday123 7
Uhh... I don't think that it's your Ipod's fault that you typed all the letters wrong and made the word 2 letters...
boringday123 7
3* I hate Ipod
allmidnighteyes 11
37 - Spelling and punctuation are independent of grammar. Jus' sayin'.
youngclench 0
43 it's called autocorrect, butt munch.
dennis96411 12
LOL serious trolling. XD
SmallTownCutie 0
46- Thank you for sharing that. Everyone who reads that comment will be more educated and a better benefit to society. I greatly appreciate it. *sarcasm overload* Haha, but seriously I didn't know that, thanks. (:
devans00 14
if you are old enough to work, you should be adult enough to speak up if someone gets you fired from a job you like. You don't have to just take it. So is your friend in charge of all your employment decisions for the rest of your life?
wwerulez14 6
If you like the job that much, get your ass back in there and beg for it back. Otherwise you should let your "bad employee" of a friend help you find another job. And this time, speak up when the bitch tries to pull you down with her.
fiercemuffin 3
say you have no clue who she is!
Bano360 25
haha. i have never seen this person in my life. .
LaL26 4
now that sucks ! bad luck OP try and work in an other place than her next time :)
W4X 0
True Love right there.
pennies_lane 6
your friend is a ********! and so are you for not speaking up for yourself.
AAShah 0
Obviously you are also a bad employee if they let you go so easily. :P
LightningLadyy 0
Or, her friend is so terrible that they don't care what it takes to get rid of her...
8trickster8 0
or BANANAS. EVERYWHERE.