Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
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SunshineBoy21 0
This is not an FML honey, we thought we lost you and feared the worst. You may be 36 but, you'll always be our baby! We love you!
surferchick96 0
i cant think of anything else to say.... penis. who said that???
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Comments (131)
priscilla_28 5
I still call them cell phones & I know a lot of people who do too. Besides anything else just sounds weird.
appleapple 0
I read something like this on the app "not always right" has anybody else ?
FYLDeep 26
Good thing your battery was flat and not warped and curved. Otherwise that would mean you probably sat on it.
priscilla_28 5
Let him be... maybe he's from another country and that is just how they say 'dead'. By the way thats exactly what went through my mind when I read it. I like your humor you.
jess2gd4u 0
that sux. but is cute to
soldierinarms 0
I would have went off my head at my parents if they did that! especially if ur that old. and y would u still lice with them at that age?
catatonicsleep 17
Where does it say he lives with them? Maybe he was Christmas shopping with them so they could pick out their gifts...
sharmoota 2
Hahahahhahahahahahahsh!!!
littleDD 0
did you cry ?
Illyssa_fml 4
haha!! I wonder what the workers thought hahaha
jamesmeyer2010 0
ur hot
Drunkbunny 2
That is hilarious and adorable at the same time. You are old enough to be over the "oh God I'm 14 and everything my parents do is embarrassing" phase; long over it.
jamesmeyer2010 0
dude ur a duche bag