Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I noticed my 35 year-old boyfriend is starting to take an interest in my 19 year-old sister. They increasingly spend time together and he talks about her all the time like a little boy in love. When I discussed boundaries, he had a fit about how he can have friends and abruptly ended our 4 year relationship. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Top comments
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Yikes! You need to run as far as possible from your man op!
karlcolt45 19
whoa just whoa. swerve
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Comments (194)
ohno697 2
So how did I know this was gonna be by an American before I read the location. America you craaaaazy
mbuck87 19
Dammit accidentally voted you down.
tralala453 22
I read that as your sister at first, which would have been a lot less weird...
babyblueyes 27
Lol 'Merica
babyblueyes 27
Nope #66
TheGitHitman 3
I wonder what race he is
sassy2085 16
This more WTF than FML
Vicanlp 10
Man, I really hope this is one of those instances where the person just doesn't want to say "I want to break up," so they make up something insane to get out of the relationship. Please, god, let this be one of those instances.
Anitlifegrand 8
****** up to the limit. For real!
MinecraftGeek 8
Wincest~
binkztaah 2
Are u from Tasmania by any chance
Trillian87 7
Jaime Lannister thinks it's adorable.