Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I noticed my 35 year-old boyfriend is starting to take an interest in my 19 year-old sister. They increasingly spend time together and he talks about her all the time like a little boy in love. When I discussed boundaries, he had a fit about how he can have friends and abruptly ended our 4 year relationship. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Top comments
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Yikes! You need to run as far as possible from your man op!
karlcolt45 19
whoa just whoa. swerve
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Comments (194)
dakota0308 1
wtf is he circumsized if not kick his sister in the jaw he soon will b lol
aardvarkish 17
Threesome!!
xgetxbentx 13
Yeah, I think it's probably a good thing that didn't work out.... That's really weird.
Bobby_Shane 11
Well at least it wasn't something wrong with you.
rebelmonster 4
this is another situation where I ask: how can this have been the first sign that he was an idiot?
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Bump that! Someone's been reading too much hentai! O.O
Fmlsea 28
wrong on so many levels .
ragini95 16
Well, this one I haven't heard before.
obliviousmaximus 6
His name doesn't happen to be Jaime Lannister by any chance?
MusoManiac 4
That's disgusting. You don't want any of that any way.