Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I noticed my 35 year-old boyfriend is starting to take an interest in my 19 year-old sister. They increasingly spend time together and he talks about her all the time like a little boy in love. When I discussed boundaries, he had a fit about how he can have friends and abruptly ended our 4 year relationship. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Yikes! You need to run as far as possible from your man op!
karlcolt45 19
whoa just whoa. swerve
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Comments (194)
Caltech 12
ur boyfriend is creepy.run as far as u can. and say fvck off ,man
pbonham 22
O.M.G ******* sprint faster than usain bolt!.... While typing this I just thought that maybe he said that to you as an easy option of breaking up with you... I hope to god that's the reason behind it :S
kyu_Q 19
Hmmm this has "redneck" written all over it.
SirWTF 10
Is your bf's name Kyosuke Kosaka, by any chance?
MuseFan1991 14
somebody's been getting a bit too much into Game of Thrones...
limitedition 25
I'm not sure if he made that up to let you down easy or if he was serious but either way I can't help but think he's got a couple screws loose. Good riddance to him!
iamthunder 4
That's why it's best to stay single in Alabama!
xXNerrrdXx 16
oh crap woman just run ,who knows what he'll think of his daughter !
onorexveritas 24
do you live in Arkansas or Tennessee perhaps?
gracehi 33
No, red necks marry their cousins. Even red necks know nether than to **** their siblings. You have just insulted red necks everywhere, and that's a bad idea, because red necks are very good at hunting and killing things.