Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
It's sus to us
Today, I noticed my 35 year-old boyfriend is starting to take an interest in my 19 year-old sister. They increasingly spend time together and he talks about her all the time like a little boy in love. When I discussed boundaries, he had a fit about how he can have friends and abruptly ended our 4 year relationship. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Congrats!
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Yikes! You need to run as far as possible from your man op!
karlcolt45 19
whoa just whoa. swerve
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Comments (194)
democration 6
Cry, little sister Come to your brother Unchain me, sister Love is with your brother
dead_insects 18
i love that song ^_^
grahamal23 6
jealousy jealousy. Well now he knows who could be a better girlfriend. :)
Suaria 38
This reminds me of this advice website I go on all the time. There was a girl who was watching a romantic movie with her brother and a sexy scene went on. They both turned to each other and well I am just going to say they had sex. She pretty much said how much she loved her brother but the fact that no one would accept their love because well they are brother and sister. This reminds me of that.
Wizzlbang 10
But did it remind you of that?
Knightchaser27 25
Both stories have people
drewflav 17
Maybe I'm the only one to interpret this differently but I read it to mean that OP is very similar to the boyfriend's sister. It sounds more like an observation about OP than a statement about incest.
thatsdndn1 19
Oops!! That was kinda eew!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Please be it his step-sister...
Mahtari 19
My hero.
stevothedevo 25
Only in the good ol' US of A
Wizzlbang 10
... Threesome?
Zimmington 21
Maybe he's talking about a female bestfriend he calls his sister??