Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
If you call a tow truck, they usually have extra gas with them in case of emergency.
feven 32
Time to call the tow truck
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Comments (51)
Tarlachia 33
You were not meant to get lunch. Go home.
mcamilli 14
Tow truck?
wvcheesehead 13
Sounds like you pushed the van back in time to the gas shortages of the 70s.
varunet2004 11
Shit happens... Deal wid it
Gillett 23
Better call AAA.
doublechk 3
Fuel is for diesel engines. Hope you put gas in instead. Or else you would really be screwed
False_Stupidity 42
Fuel can refer to many things, gasoline, diesel, LPG or even food.
doublechk 3
When it comes to engines (fuel) is for Diesel engines.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Three letters: AAA it's definitely saved me on more than one occasion
kristergirl 13
irony
pabj208 23
EXCELLENT user name!