Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML
Today, in an effort to conserve gas by using as much of the gas in my tank before refilling it, I ran out just before I could get to the gas station. Nobody can come bring me any. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I picked up my car from the repair shop, drove two miles, and ran out of gas. I then walked to get gas, put a gallon of gas in the car, and tried to start it. The battery was too weak to start the car, and died on the spot. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
If you call a tow truck, they usually have extra gas with them in case of emergency.
feven 32
Time to call the tow truck
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Comments (51)
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Today, while working at a gas station, a group of guys came to me and asked for some gas. When I told them that there was a shortage, they beat me half to death. I now have 2 broken ribs, a swollen lip, a dead cell phone, and no means of getting any medical help.
sp00derman 23
wth? who said they beat the crap out of the worker?
WaltzingPhanthom 23
It's just a story man.
shay_serendipity 29
... a story that's a bit of a stretch, man.
chipsahoyert 16
Triple A could help
turtles4life 24
Dude it's just AAA you don't spell out "Triple A" xD
beararm 11
road trip or road push, it's a good way to bond regardless, enjoy it to the next station
TamedLotus 3
Maybe next time spend your Monet on gas before it happens!
fuckercakes 21
The name made me lose it entirely
Bibblejomin 18
Well I hope you find it.
abNormal62 23
Aerobic car cruising? I think you're onto something there my friend!
CliffyB03 28
I see what you did there, with your username
subscript 15
I love you name
liliyalee89 4
& you didn't check the gas before you left why? how are there barley any YDI!
russfml 31
The way it's worded, it wasn't her van
FutueMeamVitam 24
Because the barley is in the beer, maybe?
russfml 31
FYL OP. On the bright side I could imagine pushing the van didn't spoil your appetite.