Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents gave me a card that read "now that you're 18, it's time for some boozy fun... you can do all the things you did before but legally!" Taped to the inside was my fake id that I "lost" three months ago. FML
Today, I took my 8 year-old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child, and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
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JustStayHome 0
6 year old nephew WIN. :)
HagelBagel 0
Dude, I love your nephew. That's ******* classic!
Anerdimous 0
Skullbuster, I was kidding. Calm the **** down... Did I personally insult you? Did I kill or hurt any of your family members? Did I cheat with your girlfriend? I was kidding about that Enterprise comment, and plus, Kirk was a bloated fatass.
Mak10 6
Just so you all know, I wasn't acting "immature" if you were actually there. Everyone was having a good time and I just felt like entertaining my easily-amused nephew. It wasn't out of immaturity, it was out of just having fun with my nephew...and he just happened to join in on it too, so to say. Parents do playful stuff like that all the time with their kids, just because they're adults, doesn't mean they can't be playful with the young kids.
Maddoctor 10
Yes! Score one for the OP. Geez I'm liking all these OP's who comment their own FML's. I love hearing their point of view past the actual FML. Mak10, you have a very good point, parents do like to have fun with their young SIX-YEAR OLD kids, so why shouldn't older siblings or cousins? So...I've always wondered what happens after FML's, so...what happened next?
Mak10 6
Actually, even though he called me an idiot, he joined in on the fun. Not only did he take the three straws, he took everyone's. He managed 9 straws on a single hand and him and his dad called him, "Super Wolverine". My nephew is epic. ;)
Maddoctor 10
Nice, sounds like everything worked out for the best. =)
mzbabygurl97 0
My brother would have got cussed out..... If i was 18
theRAWRfactor 0
guys whoever says "not an fml" needs to shut the **** up. this gave me a chuckle and thats what the site is about! so quit complaining
hbhman 0
I'm sorry, but this isn't an FML. theRAWRfactor doesn't know what he/she is talking about. Whether it''s funny or not isn't the issue. There's just no part of it that indicated your life is ******. Oh, and it also wasn't funny.
Maddoctor 10
Just because it's an FML doesn't mean the situation needs to ruin your life. FML's where a kid talks back are rarely FML's that screw over the OP, but I can see you happen to think there should only be life-changing-my-life-is-totaly-******-forever stories on this site. Lighten up.
Malik_fml 0
Your nephew called you an idiot, HARSH!! DEFINITELY FYL DUDE DEFINITELY!!
CaptainBaconMan 0
Oh god, WINRAR.
ShadowPoseidon 0
Ahahahahahaha loser
eshploded 0
nephews a smartass that needs to get beat.