Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Heart to heart
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Cheats, cheats everwhere
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
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RandomIdiot 3
If your sister used your nick to chat, your gf probably thought it was you. ... and yes , i do hate myself a bit for killing the whole lesbian fantasy thing
podrummer9209 0
That's interesting, hahah. Kinda hot, but awkward for the sister thing. #11, shut the **** up. Most of the girls I know talk about sex more than I do, and when you issue rash generalizations about the male population like that, it makes the ones that don't actually think about sex all the time, myself included, want to kick you in the ovaries so you can't pollute the Earth with more of your sexist, arrogant brats.
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Comments (78)
Catiebugg66 0
That's hot. Lmfaoooo
minenotyours 0
#11- you know what pisses me off? people using all caps and spelling easy words wrong like f*cking middle schoolers!
super_girl_16 0
Eww! Whoever told you to try a threesome is sick minded, that's your sister!!
Rebey 6
Pretty sure they were kidding -_-
rockon4life1922 0
um most likely if u havent figured this out ur little sister was probably pretending to be you to see what ur gf would do
TheDoubleStuffOr 0
Yeah, sis! Take it! TAKE IT!
gabobi91 19
Hawt
chrissimmons 0
that's fking hot, ur a lucky man
piney123 0
I think the last thing on OP's mind is a threesome...ew that's just disturbing. Btw, remind me what OP means?
jbuckets_404 39
#51: OP = Original Poster (of this thread)
JawDropJuliaxD 0
i wanna see.
bkb1886 0
Taboo threesome. Your sister may be better than your gf.