Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Halfway through dinner, I noticed my mascara was smudging, so I tried to discreetly wipe it off with my napkin. As I looked up, my date was staring at me with wide eyes. Apparently, I had smeared it all over my face and I looked like a raccoon. He didn’t even offer to help me fix it, just smirked. FML
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I have a second date with someone I like. Usually, I have a minor acne problem, but this week I've had four of them. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The night before, I'd noticed a small pimple forming on my chin and did everything I could to make it go away. During the interview, I couldn’t focus on anything except the giant pimple that had sprouted on my forehead. I spent the entire time trying to keep my fringe in front of it. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
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Top comments
IAmMe204 25
Sorry to hear that OP, but if he is that inconsiderate and is willing to make fun of something that is a completely natural process, maybe he doesn't deserve you.
trulypar 34
At least he wasn't staring at your boobs...sorry OP.
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Comments (63)
sarah_jane 8
Or maybe this good like he doesn't care but is comfortable enough to goof off and tease you ??
TheDevilsDevices 15
Good enough reason to not have a 2nd date.
frontmanmike 14
He sounds like a charmer. You should reevaluate your taste in men.
BadKitty13 28
And it was the last date right ???
edm4r 5
Not to sound like a douchebag but if he made fun of it in a joking way then it normally shouldnt be a bother because hes accepting that you have it and is comfortable with it. Its better than him staring at it and not saying anything because girls would tend to assume that he's disgusted of it. Just my opinion
Tannasgh 22
I would reply to him as follows: "Yes, and you are a tactless idiot, and in a few days this will be gone, but you will still be a tactless idiot" followed by a teasing taste of what he will miss, and a swift exit home.
smf_ds 4
God, can't you handle a joke? usually that's a first move on guys, they joke and play with you to make conversation and have fun.
worldclassrager 41
Couldn't cover it with your bangs? It happens OP...don't sweat it...it shows he has a sense of humour
smw83 21
Sounds very mature to me OP, he's a keeper!
inolongercare 19
He obviously isn't mature enough for you if he cares about the pimple enough to point it out or even care you have one.