Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cursed cursive
Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML
Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Unbelievable
Today, I received two withdrawal grades in school for dropping the classes due to a kidney infection that kept me in the hospital. I wrote a petition to the dean asking to remove the grades. He replied to send a doctor's note. I did so, and he then said that I was faking and the note was forged. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
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mrlawlor7777 26
@1, says the person who doesn't know the difference between of and 've.
Shrike 24
"Should of"? Jesus. That's like nails scraping across the English class' chalkboard.
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JMichael 26
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Should of told him to join the english class while he was at it.
Shrike 24
"Should of"? Jesus. That's like nails scraping across the English class' chalkboard.
vreid 20
The irony
rabidunicorn 13
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@5 class's* Common mistake, so no worry
HappyItalian 38
#10 an apostrophe can be used in place of a plural S in a case where the word already ends with an S
gothicminx89 3
It's actually classes not class' or class's
ExtremeEncounter 32
#19 Wrong, "classes" would be referring to multiple classrooms. They are trying to show possession.
tj4234 36
#11. The only time you use an apostrophe to make a plural is with letters and numbers. A's, B's, C's. 1's, 2's, 3's. Etc. Although, if you are trying to say an age (E.G. Saying someone is in their thirties) you don't use an apostrophe. E.G. The man is in his 30s. #5 is using an apostrophe to mark the genitive case. You use an 's at the end of a word that does not have an s already. E.G. The car's yellow door. You use an apostrophe on its own in cases where there is an s already. E.G. James' book.
wonandonly 11
Lol this is turning into an English class
gothicminx89 3
#20 Even if it's a possession it would still be classes but this may just be my British English grammar talking as we were taught the plural for class is classes.
Shrike 24
Haha, I knew someone would try to "correct" that. Try looking stuff up before making yourselves look like idiots, #10, #19 and #26. Or take a remedial English class.
NeatNit 33
This thread is hilarious.
HappyItalian 38
Oops I must've been distracted while writing that.. I just reread it over and realized my mistake immediately. What I was trying to say was pretty much what #21 said haha oh well
JMichael 26
I have realized only too late my mistake, and have paid dearly for it. Ironic indeed.
Adamjohn82 19
Oh shit its the grammar police
willyjac 17
Holy shit, wtf is happening here? Whom gives a ****?
guineagirl96 38
26, But the sentence doesn't involve using a plural... They are talking about a single english class that has a chalkboard.
8313girl 28
Ok (should have) and (class') sound better huh students. I hate when people say supposably too. Its supposedly. Ok I'm outta here.
nicofluff 15
The grammatically incorrect responses to this comment hurt my eyes.
brownapple 22
#54 who*
ohSNAPyall 27
Who gives a **** to whom. If you're not sure whether it's "who" (subjective pronoun) or "whom" (objective pronoun), replace who/whom in your sentence with she/her, and see which one fits.
momof3honeybee 13
should have or should've not should of.
LilMissCanadian 22
This conversation is amusing.
NotCharlieRost 15
so in conclusion... did we agree that #5 should've said classes'? Or class'?
pengyvan 21
#50 it's
LadyGagasNipple 19
What did I just read?
fitnessgram 19
There goes 5 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
swaggyswagswag 17
Fake or not you could have called and checked..
JCRouzer29 27
What kind of teacher wants to bother parents for every single note that comes there way? If it looked obviously fake to the teacher then that should be good enough or the parent should feel like doing better next time. Not that hard to properly write an excuse note (grammatically especially).
Demon_of_Light 27
*their way, since we're on the subject of grammar.
Destiny8745 29
Offer the dad a tutoring service? lol
JustinJK 21
Some people just aren't very good at spelling/Grammar lol. My father is very educated and intelligent. He's a businessman, but English isn't his strong point. He speaks well and has a great vocabulary, but writing is his forte lol.
laden_swallow09 35
*not his forte.
JustinJK 21
I apologize for my small typo.
mrlawlor7777 26
@1, says the person who doesn't know the difference between of and 've.
slingerslasher 24
Like in Drake and Josh "Drake has twisted his liver. He cannot go to school or bathe. Sincerely, The doctor."
chaseafterwind82 29
Hahaha, was the dad Homer Simpson?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You judged too quickly, OP. Next time, at least try to verify with the parents before rejecting something based on spelling errors and what not. English is not everyone's first language.
enginsteve 17
Bam!!!
bdsmslave 18
As a teacher, I can promise you that kids take chances the whole damn time. If you had to verify each and every little note, you would have no time left to teach. You start to develop what I privately like to refer to as a "bullshit radar". Sometimes it's a bit off, as in OP's case. But mostly it's not. You learn all the tricks. I would in all honesty have made the same mistake as OP (depending on the handwriting, of course. That's often a dead giveaway).
Hop6e 22
Amen, my Aunts an elementary school teacher and if I had to count all the times she's told me about situations like that with the kids or heck even the times the parents just are illiterate we'd be here until after Christmas.
mikuxxhatsune 32
That is completely true but honestly if a kid comes with a note looking that bad 99% of the time, it is probably the kid. But like you said, its good to confirm anyways.
nix1993 41
Something similar almost happened to me when I was about 14 because my mum had to write me a note really quickly before she left for work, and the only pen she could find had bright orange ink. She still wrote the note, but when she got to work she called the school office to apologise for the day-glo note, and explained the situation so they could tell my teacher that the note was legit. If you can't write a note that actually looks like it was written by an adult, a phone call only takes a few minutes.
rdenkewicz 11
How do you expect OP to verify the information quickly enough? Didn't realize gym teachers put kid's parents on speed dial.
catherinecas 30
My teacher's if they thought a note was a fake always sent it to the office so the secretaries could call and verify it's contents. Plus, with PE you have to be careful in case the child is injured.
ViviMage 40
You know in IL you needed PE to graduate high school. It's a state mandate. Unless you were paralyzed or wheelchair bound/out for a temporary medical reason you could do a lighter version of PE, or if shorts and tees where against your religion you did the lighter version of PE. But they made you if you could at all because the state required it! I would have called the father to confirm it. I work with adults that sound like they need to go back to grammar school, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was one.
DeltaDragonxx 20
It's not to completely get out of it, it is, as you said, a day or so due to asthma so similar.
ArturoJames 13
Where I went to high school, a PE class was required unless you were in marching band you could be.. shit I'm drawing a blank on the word I'm looking for. exempt? you get what I'm saying.
doodlecloud 27
excused?
dafluckster 6
Even adults these days are idiots - you can't expect much better than what you saw.
exoticwaved 9
Be glad the father didn't give you some physical education.
limegreenpoopie 31
'Murica
A07 48
Stupidity is a global issue