Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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mzhonesty 0
I feel sorry for you because you're realizing so late that he's an asshole, but you also deserve it for not working up the nerve to talk to this guy earlier. It would have made life easier to find that out sooner. I knew my friend for years, and I waited WAY too long to tell him how much I cared about him. 3 months into us dating he died in a car accident. My point is, don't wait for that shit, do it as fast as you can. Rejection is not as bad as we make it out to be.
Domonator 16
He says that to all his dates.
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Jewelofagal 2
Yeah............. "NO!"
Domonator 16
He says that to all his dates.
mzhonesty 0
I feel sorry for you because you're realizing so late that he's an asshole, but you also deserve it for not working up the nerve to talk to this guy earlier. It would have made life easier to find that out sooner. I knew my friend for years, and I waited WAY too long to tell him how much I cared about him. 3 months into us dating he died in a car accident. My point is, don't wait for that shit, do it as fast as you can. Rejection is not as bad as we make it out to be.
ColdGold 6
I agree, except I don't feel sorry for you. Life IS too short.
fylifeindeed 0
I give my condolences to you, I am sorry you had to go through that. May he R.I.P and I hope you find another person who is as amazing or even better:(.
heaven7998 0
What a jerk!! BTW, excuse me for not knowing but, what does YDI stand for? I think I know but, am not sure. Thanks to anyone who replies.
AluraShadowHunte 0
" You Deserve It " <---- " YDI"
fudrick 0
YDI if you expected him to pay for it you sexist pig
boatkicker 5
She may not have expected him to pay for her, and expecting him to pay for himself isn't sexist.
boatkicker 5
Oh wait. I just re-read your comment. For some reason I didn't read where you said 'if', and now it's not letting me edit my comment. Sorry about that.
SeedlessMe 13
Yeah, I was thinking the saaame thing...
chairlee 3
This sounds like something that could definitely happen to me --- know how you feel.
buttonface 0
2 years and you didn't give up? Eep. Fyl. Nice commitment. Never settle for douchebags, OP.
ChopGoneWild 0
why did u wait 2 years??? ur fault
Ruddskies 0
that's funny