Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Top comments
mzhonesty 0
I feel sorry for you because you're realizing so late that he's an asshole, but you also deserve it for not working up the nerve to talk to this guy earlier. It would have made life easier to find that out sooner. I knew my friend for years, and I waited WAY too long to tell him how much I cared about him. 3 months into us dating he died in a car accident. My point is, don't wait for that shit, do it as fast as you can. Rejection is not as bad as we make it out to be.
Domonator 16
He says that to all his dates.
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Comments (85)
misskity6 0
you deserve it. stop dating losers who won't give you the time of day because they're hot. you're shallow. after 2 yrs . plz. gimmee a break.
SeasonedSausage 0
That guy is a Fcking genious
warriorsoul 2
That's smooth, lol
xoluvinshayxo 0
or you could punch him in the balls, and as a going away gift, a fresh ice-pack, and some icy-hot ointment wrapped in a pink bow
gigi2009 0
tell me you just walked out, right?
Frenz 0
It'll turn out that he's just moving across town and he wanted a free meal. Sucker.
perdix 31
What?!?! He didn't even offer to let you give him a Going-Away ********? He's no gentleman!
s_me_ashley 2
he doesnt deserve you... you should go get a better guy...im rlly srry for u=[
Flutist 3
Um, did Op expect the "date" to pay? Unless Op was going to go Dutch on this (she pays he part, he pays his) then Op shouldn't complain. Yea its a douche move to tell a girl who likes you that this date was just a free meal, but women expect this all the time. I always offer to pay when I date someone, for my part that is. It's not until you are in a real relationship that the guy should offer to pay and even then why do guys have to give up all their money just so a girl can maybe, possibly, give out to him. If you want to get a guy, Op, a really valuable one, you say "I will pay for my part but don't have the money for your cheap ass. You should have told me before and I might, MIGHT, have done a nice thing for you."
samantha_durano 6
GAY. men, be real men please.