Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while buying laxatives and really hoping the cashier wouldn’t make some snarky comment, the cashier said, "You know, that’s not a good way to lose weight." I had to explain to him that I’m actually constipated. FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I, who are both heavy set, went into the pharmacy and asked if they sold any over the counter antidiarrhetic medicine. The store clerk, eyeing us up and down, said, “Uh, sorry, we don’t have antidiabetic medicine.” FML
Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, a customer came up to me with a can of ground black pepper and asked me what the ingredients were. FML
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staymintyfresh 13
Well it seems like she wasn't trying to be mean, but she shouldn't assume. Maybe alot of people come in for weight loss pills?
Jiinxx 8
you shoulda just been like "yeah, I bet you know all about that", then walked off with yo diva self.
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Comments (141)
pwiincezz 7
Lol that was definitely rude you should've said to her take a good luck in the mirror before you offer me weight loss pills
RedCrow 0
You should of said it's for STDs or something. Scare her a lil' maybe she'll understand how not to ask questions cus, what you don't know can't Hurt you.
PawnShopPenguin 4
Whole Foods employees: if its not organic, they get confused.
jwbfml 11
Yes it's for weight loss. It makes you literally shit yourself inside out.
Skittles_Rawr 8
Time to call 1-800-Choke a hoe
kramer90 3
She probably thought u were talking about creatine
rammy125 4
Hint hint
kimmi41509 10
I wouldn't take it too personally..maybe the name you said reminded her of a similar product she knew about that was linked to weight loss.
Rocky007 15
Tdi for shopping at Whole Paycheck. Don't buy into the organic food industry lies. That stuff will kill you!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Back that up with proof, or shut the **** up.
imavelociraptor 6
I doubt she meant anything by it. She was probably just trying to narrow down her search to a specific type of supplement.